Teacher: Are you good at maths?
Pupil: Yes and no
Teacher: What do you mean?
Pupil: Yes, I'm no good at maths!
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Old mathematicians never die; they just lose some of their functions.
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Teacher: Did you parents help you with these homework problems?
Pupil: No I got them all wrong by myself !
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Teacher: Now class, whatever I ask, I want you to all answer at once. How much is six plus 4 ?
Class: At once!
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"God geometrizes" says Plato.and here is the analytical continuation of this saying:
Biologists think they are biochemists,
Biochemists think they are Physical Chemists,
Physical Chemists think they are Physicists,
Physicists think they are Gods,
And God thinks he is a Mathematician.
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Golden rule for math teachers: You must tell the truth, and nothing but the truth, but not the whole truth.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
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Teacher: Now suppose the number of sheep is x...
Student: Yes sir, but what happens if the number of sheep is not x?
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Math is like love; a simple idea, but it can get complicated.
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Now, please have fun to these below words....
Three men agree to share a cab from the airport into town. When they arrive, the meter reads $25. Each man gives the driver a $10 bill. She hands them five $1 bills as change. Each man takes one of the $1 bills. They give the driver the remaining two $1 bills as a tip.
Each man has now spent nine dollars and the driver has two dollars for a total of $29. Where is the other dollar?
Your challenge is to explain this paradox.